Dear Buttheads

Dear Peers of Mine:

I can freaking tell when you're cheating on your biochem hw. (Somehow, changing the words "due to" to "because" doesn't really disguise this fact.) Yes, the profs really need to stop using the same exact questions for the billionth year in a row. But this is ridiculous. The questions are not hard, and these profs bend over backwards to help you. And while clearly you don't have self-respect, cheating off of old answer keys and your peers is pushing it to a new low. However, this semester has set a new low for biochem classes. The fact that I have caught someone cheating almost every single week---ridiculous. Just disgusting.

Also, this is a tiny ass dept. And I know who 75% of you are, and I'm judging you.

Love,
Biochemist on the Run